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Ancient Magic Spells of the Occult

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I tried the spell using wolves to control the masses, but substituted cats instead. It's a work in progress. :-)

 

And what's the issue with a 1/2 jar of olives? I love olives. I even snack on them. Who'd eat dead olives?

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FUCK OFF SPACE EGG! *shakes fist & hurls rocks*

 

This book contains deeply insightful ancient wisdom. Aurelian, thank you for sharing this to improve my spellcrafting and my life!

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Ugh, I moaned, I kissed...I mean I REALLY kissed that pillow, I even f......umm, never mind that one, and nada, nothing in the morning, so being totally ticked, I tried the Spell of Vicious Revenge against my lousy neighbour. That one bombed too and so NOW I have a chick to look after...and I'm NOT talking about the kind I was trying to get with the Pillow Spell!!!

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Ugh, I moaned, I kissed...I mean I REALLY kissed that pillow, I even f......umm, never mind that one, and nada, nothing in the morning, so being totally ticked, I tried the Spell of Vicious Revenge against my lousy neighbour. That one bombed too and so NOW I have a chick to look after...and I'm NOT talking about the kind I was trying to get with the Pillow Spell!!!

 

 

 

 

Lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol!!!

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OMFG I cannot stop laughing.  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

 

 

I'm pretty sure doing the FUCK OFF SPACE EGG spell would actually make me feel better about my life. LOL!

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Brilliant. I love the Bog Monsters and Bog Witch.

And what's with the rowboats? Confusing haha!

And two Dads....and the 'fuck off space egg'.

Had a good hurrumph....

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