Evergreen47 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept,and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I hadto kill today because they pissed me off.And also, help me to be carefulof the toes I step on today,as they be connected to the assthat I may have to kiss tomorrow.Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday.23% on Tuesday.40% on Wednesday.20% on Thursday.5% on Friday.And help me to remember...When I'm having a really bad day,and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4...to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 LMAO!!!! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abhainn Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelian Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 LOL I must write this down, thanks babe that's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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