CelticGypsy Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a question, if they are not prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small time Prosecuting Attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, " Mrs. Jones, do you know me ? " She responded, " Why yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you talk about people behind their backs and manipulate them. You think you're a big shot, when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything, but a two bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. " The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what to say or do, he pointed across the room to the Defense Attorney and said, " Mrs. Jones, do you know him ? " She again replied, " Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, a bigot, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in this entire State. Not to mention, he's cheated on his wife with 3 different women, one of them being yours. Yes I know him." The Defense Attorney, nearly died. The Judge asked both councelors to approach the bench, and in a quiet low voice said. " If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I will send you both to the electric chair. " Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurelia Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Lol! Love it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 LOL! Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Lol,very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeksCiska Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 oh but this is sooo funny! thank you for sharing this with us, dear Gypsy!!!xo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 :lolol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissBotanicals Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Teehee. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atewsley Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Ha ha ha ha hs ha ha! I love the 'bluntness' of the old folks and kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgana Raven Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 LOL! That's awesome! I love your jokes CelticGypsy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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