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Don't Want To Go To Church


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My husband told me this one, thought it was hilarious:



A mother goes to wake her son up for church on Sunday morning.


The son yells, "I'm not going to church!"


The mother asks, "why not?"


The son whines, "I'll give ya two good reasons. I don't like them and they don't like me!"


The mother says, "Well I'll give ya two good reasons why you're GONNA go. #1...You're 47 years old...


"and #2...You're the pastor!"

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