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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I figured the Southerners here would appreciate this!!

A Diary Review: Moving South, 2007

May 30, 2007 :

Just moved to New Orleans from Chicago, Illinois.

Now, this is a city that knows how to live!

Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.

What a place!

I watched the sunset from a park while lying on a blanket.

It was beautiful.

I've finally found my home.

I love it here.

June 14, 2007 :

Really heating up.

Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem.

Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this.

I'm turning into a sun worshipper.

July 2, 2007 :

The temperature hasn't been below 100 degrees all week.

How do people get used to this kind of heat?

At least it's kind of windy, but getting used to the heat and

humidity is taking longer that I expected.

July 15, 2007:

Fell asleep by the pool.

(Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.)

Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

I learned my lesson, though.

Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20, 2007:

Morgan (our cat) sneaked into the car when I left this morning.

By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and

swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000

leather upholstery.

I told the kids that she ran away.

The car now smells like Kibbles and shits.

I learned my lesson, though. No more pets in this heat.

July 25, 2007:

The wind sucks.

It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!

And it's hot as hell!

The home air-conditioner is on the fritz,

and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order the parts.

July 30, 2007:

Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now.

The monthly house payment is $1,500 and we can't even go inside.

Why did I ever come here?

August 4, 2007:

It's 105 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today for a cost of $900.

The temperature gets down to 78 degrees,

but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95 degrees.

I hate this stupid city.

August 8, 2007:

If another wise ass person cracks, "Hot enough for

you today? I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat.

By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes

are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!

August 9, 2007:

Tried to run some errands after work.

Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car.

I thought my ass was on fire.

I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass.

Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

August 10, 2007:

The weather report might as well be a damn recording.

Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny.

It's been too hot to do anything for two damn months,

and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.

Doesn't it ever rain here?

August 14, 2007:

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Welcome to HELL!!!

The temperature got to 105 degrees today.

Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car.

The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?"

My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Freaking South.

What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?

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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I figured the Southerners here would appreciate this!!

 

A Diary Review: Moving South, 2007

 

May 30, 2007 :

 

Just moved to New Orleans from Chicago, Illinois.

Now, this is a city that knows how to live!

Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.

What a place!

I watched the sunset from a park while lying on a blanket.

It was beautiful.

I've finally found my home.

I love it here.

 

 

June 14, 2007 :

 

Really heating up.

Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem.

Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this.

I'm turning into a sun worshipper.

 

 

July 2, 2007 :

 

The temperature hasn't been below 100 degrees all week.

How do people get used to this kind of heat?

At least it's kind of windy, but getting used to the heat and

humidity is taking longer that I expected.

 

July 15, 2007:

 

Fell asleep by the pool.

(Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.)

Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

I learned my lesson, though.

Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

 

July 20, 2007:

 

Morgan (our cat) sneaked into the car when I left this morning.

By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and

swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000

leather upholstery.

I told the kids that she ran away.

The car now smells like Kibbles and shits.

I learned my lesson, though. No more pets in this heat.

 

July 25, 2007:

 

The wind sucks.

It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!

And it's hot as hell!

The home air-conditioner is on the fritz,

and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order the parts.

 

July 30, 2007:

Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now.

The monthly house payment is $1,500 and we can't even go inside.

Why did I ever come here?

 

August 4, 2007:

 

It's 105 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today for a cost of $900.

The temperature gets down to 78 degrees,

but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95 degrees.

I hate this stupid city.

 

August 8, 2007:

 

If another wise ass person cracks, "Hot enough for

you today? I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat.

By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes

are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!

 

August 9, 2007:

 

Tried to run some errands after work.

Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car.

I thought my ass was on fire.

I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass.

Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

 

August 10, 2007:

 

The weather report might as well be a damn recording.

Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny.

It's been too hot to do anything for two damn months,

and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.

Doesn't it ever rain here?

 

August 14, 2007:

 

Welcome to HELL!!!

The temperature got to 105 degrees today.

Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car.

The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?"

My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Freaking South.

What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?

 

 

 

 

 

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I about spit ym damn coffee all over my altop reading this LOL! :lmao: :lmao:

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:rofl:and he's a man. He forgot about the running into the bathroom to try to dry your hair under the hand dryer, all day makeup that means you reapply it all day long, mini deodorants in the purse at all times, etc., etc., etc.

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