Cairelle Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I figured the Southerners here would appreciate this!! A Diary Review: Moving South, 2007 May 30, 2007 :Just moved to New Orleans from Chicago, Illinois.Now, this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a park while lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14, 2007 :Really heating up. Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. July 2, 2007 :The temperature hasn't been below 100 degrees all week.How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy, but getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I expected. July 15, 2007:Fell asleep by the pool.(Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.I learned my lesson, though.Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. July 20, 2007:Morgan (our cat) sneaked into the car when I left this morning.By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000 leather upholstery.I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and shits.I learned my lesson, though. No more pets in this heat. July 25, 2007:The wind sucks.It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!And it's hot as hell!The home air-conditioner is on the fritz,and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order the parts. July 30, 2007:Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. The monthly house payment is $1,500 and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here? August 4, 2007:It's 105 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today for a cost of $900.The temperature gets down to 78 degrees,but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95 degrees.I hate this stupid city. August 8, 2007:If another wise ass person cracks, "Hot enough for you today? I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat.By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat! August 9, 2007:Tried to run some errands after work.Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car.I thought my ass was on fire.I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass.Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat. August 10, 2007:The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for two damn months,and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.Doesn't it ever rain here? August 14, 2007:[font=arial narrow][/font]Welcome to HELL!!! The temperature got to 105 degrees today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car.The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?"My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail. Freaking South. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Phoenix Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I really wish I lived in the South...I am not very fond of it up here :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I figured the Southerners here would appreciate this!! A Diary Review: Moving South, 2007 May 30, 2007 : Just moved to New Orleans from Chicago, Illinois.Now, this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a park while lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14, 2007 : Really heating up. Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. July 2, 2007 : The temperature hasn't been below 100 degrees all week.How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy, but getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I expected. July 15, 2007: Fell asleep by the pool.(Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.I learned my lesson, though.Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. July 20, 2007: Morgan (our cat) sneaked into the car when I left this morning.By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000 leather upholstery.I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and shits.I learned my lesson, though. No more pets in this heat. July 25, 2007: The wind sucks.It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!And it's hot as hell!The home air-conditioner is on the fritz,and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order the parts. July 30, 2007:Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. The monthly house payment is $1,500 and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here? August 4, 2007: It's 105 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today for a cost of $900.The temperature gets down to 78 degrees,but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95 degrees.I hate this stupid city. August 8, 2007: If another wise ass person cracks, "Hot enough for you today? I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat.By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat! August 9, 2007: Tried to run some errands after work.Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car.I thought my ass was on fire.I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass.Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat. August 10, 2007: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for two damn months,and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.Doesn't it ever rain here? August 14, 2007: Welcome to HELL!!! The temperature got to 105 degrees today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car.The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?"My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail. Freaking South. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I about spit ym damn coffee all over my altop reading this LOL! :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairelle Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 I really wish I lived in the South...I am not very fond of it up here :eek: Come on down, hun... New Orleans is for EVERYONE. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Phoenix Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I would LOVE to....maybe when I am little older and out of school with a career..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinney Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Reminds me of when we moved to KY :mrgreen: in the summer, running from airconditioned house to turn airconditioning on in the car before we all left to go shopping. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 LOL! :lmao: Try living in the tropics! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dee Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 :rofl:and he's a man. He forgot about the running into the bathroom to try to dry your hair under the hand dryer, all day makeup that means you reapply it all day long, mini deodorants in the purse at all times, etc., etc., etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairelle Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 LOL! :lmao: Try living in the tropics! :lmao: Yeah, no shit, huh?? You're further south than I am and it's hot as fire here, with a lot of moisture to boot. :eek: UGH. COME ON, Winter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dee Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Winter? Whats winter? Anjel do you know what winter is? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairelle Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 Hey, we have winter here!! It means I can wear shorts on Christmas day and not break into a sweat. That's it. :eek: I do dream of a white Christmas... one day I'll see one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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