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A brunette says to her blonde friend " did you see that dead bird" the blonde looks up to the sky and says" where"







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What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?

'Aw, look. Donut seeds'


A blonde woman is driving along a road when she sees another blonde woman in the middle of a field, sat in a boat and frantically rowing and getting no where. she shouts over 'Oy you! It's blondes like you who give us all a bad name for being dumb you stupid cow..

...I'd come over and sort you out but I can't swim'

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Lol that's so funny

Saw this on line, still makes me cry with laughter

One armed blonde hanging from a tree, how do you make her fall. Wave to her

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A blonde walks into a chemist and asks for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist explains to the woman that they don't sell it.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this chemist on a regular basis for years and would like some more.

"Do you have the container it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes," said the blonde and she hands it to him.

He looks at it and says, "this is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container...



And here's one just to restore the balence..


A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.


The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."


This catches the blonde's attention, and- to keep him quiet- she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.


Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.


After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.


The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"


The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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