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Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had " eyes " for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little " sweet potato ", which

they called " Yam."

 

Of course they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

 

They warned her about going out and getting " half-baked ", so she wouldn't accidentally get " mashed ", and get a bad name for herself

like " Hot Potato " and end up with a bunch of "Tator Tots."

 

Yam said not to worry, no " Spud " would get her into the sack and make a " rotten potato " out of her !!

 

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her " Shoestring " cousins.

 

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the " hard-boiled " guys from Ireland, and those greasy guys from France called " French Fries ". When Yam went out West they told her to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get " scalloped ."

 

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class " Yukon Golds " or those from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say " Frito Lay. "

 

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. so that when she graduated she'd be really in the " chips ".

 

But inspite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

 

Tom Brokaw !?!?

 

Mr. and Mrs Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just................

 

a " Commontater ".

 

 

Regards,

Gypsy

 

 

 

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Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had " eyes " for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little " sweet potato ", which

they called " Yam."

 

Of course they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

 

They warned her about going out and getting " half-baked ", so she wouldn't accidentally get " mashed ", and get a bad name for herself

like " Hot Potato " and end up with a bunch of "Tator Tots."

 

Yam said not to worry, no " Spud " would get her into the sack and make a " rotten potato " out of her !!

 

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her " Shoestring " cousins.

 

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the " hard-boiled " guys from Ireland, and those greasy guys from France called " French Fries ". When Yam went out West they told her to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get " scalloped ."

 

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class " Yukon Golds " or those from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say " Frito Lay. "

 

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. so that when she graduated she'd be really in the " chips ".

 

But inspite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

 

Tom Brokaw !?!?

 

Mr. and Mrs Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just................

 

a " Commontater ".

 

 

Regards,

Gypsy

 

 

 

 

LOL such a lovely story, Gypsy!

x

 

 

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Arggh.. CG !!!

 

That was very ... punny.

I'm gonna need some vodka now!

 

(that's made with potatoes, isn't it?)

 

 

About as bad as sending the Irish to Iraq to go 'Scud Picking' lol

 

 

So my Potato Humor was not on the Grand Scale as Gramayr. His definately was a HARD act to follow ! LOLOL !

 

You boys..eeesh.. give the old lady such a hard time..... oh by the way Gramayr....... my eye is nearly healed !!!!!!

 

xo

Gypsy

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