CelticGypsy Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said .... "Nope.....You are… I'm gonna burn down the Barn" Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brigid Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said .... "Nope.....You are… I'm gonna burn down the Barn" Regards,Gypsy HOLY SHIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 WAAAA!!! :blink: LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinedWitch Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Oh my!! Lol! Thats was freaking hilarius :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willau Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 :naughty: :deadhorse: :naughty: "BRILLIANT!" LOLOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Oh hell, just salivate on it and wiggle out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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