Cam Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBurner Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Last time I heard this one was when I was a teen lolol never ceases to make me laugh lolol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 LOL...that makes me laugh every time I hear it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 Glad you all enjoyed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brigid Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeksCiska Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 hi,very funny! oh dear, let's hope she enjoyed the experience a little bit at least! shows you never to do anything for money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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