LightBurner Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 (edited) A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one ofthem say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'." I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!! LOL... Gotta love Italians!!! :) Edited August 24, 2011 by LightBurner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Witch Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Si. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticGypsy Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Yep! I was trying to figure out the chain of events on that one and then....oh that is not what they talking about. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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