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Wot a shame they removed it, was so funny......

Basically it was the sale of a watch.

 

Apparently bought by the girlfriend of this man who was selling it.

She bought it after buying 9 pairs of shoes for her "big size 9uk feet". But as he say's that wasn't the problem. It was finding her body being eaten, as he so succinctly puts it by a man called Steve. He then describes his ex, in very unflattering terms and goes on to say. That as the man he found "eating his girlfriend went to leave he told him to take her and then also offered him his girlfriends "thrush treatment pessaries"

He then informs everyone that "Steve" was also his boss and that as he was out of a job, he was selling everything that came out of him and his ex's relationship.

The bidding at one point was £999,999.00 And there were hundreds of questions. Including one from myself requesting Steves telephone number as I just love a bloke with an appetite :wink:

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Wot a shame they removed it, was so funny......

Basically it was the sale of a watch.

 

Apparently bought by the girlfriend of this man who was selling it.

She bought it after buying 9 pairs of shoes for her "big size 9uk feet". But as he say's that wasn't the problem. It was finding her body being eaten, as he so succinctly puts it by a man called Steve. He then describes his ex, in very unflattering terms and goes on to say. That as the man he found "eating his girlfriend went to leave he told him to take her and then also offered him his girlfriends "thrush treatment pessaries"

He then informs everyone that "Steve" was also his boss and that as he was out of a job, he was selling everything that came out of him and his ex's relationship.

The bidding at one point was £999,999.00 And there were hundreds of questions. Including one from myself requesting Steves telephone number as I just love a bloke with an appetite :wink:

 

 

aww - I should have read this quicker! I would love to have read the original post - nice one Firebird!! :chakrahearts:

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