Oneironaut Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Three mice were sitting in a bar. Mouse #1 starts bragging: "I'm so quick, I can go up to a mousetrap and snatch the cheese away before the trap slams down." He then quickly grabs up his shot glass and downs the whiskey.Mouse #2, not to be outdone says: "Oh yeah? Well I'm so strong that I can go up to a mousetrap, grab the cheese away, and when the trap slams down I grab it and start doing bench presses!" The he takes up 2 shot glasses, one in each hand, and downs them both, flexing his muscles as he does so.Mouse #3 listens to the first two, then downs 3 shots of whiskey, gets up off the stool and starts to walk away. The other two mice are perplexed and ask him where he's going. Mouse #3 smiles nonchalantly and replies: "I'm going home to fuck the cat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticGypsy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: Regards,Gypsy Edited : Why ? It's so damn funny, I just have to vote this up. LOL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilexys_morighanan Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 ROFLMAO!! That mouse has a steel pair, let me tell you! Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraxia Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Very funny, thank you :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramayr Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Very good - will have to remember that one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejfinch Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Love it! :roflhard: :applause: :roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBurner Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 hahahahahaha... good one!!! lolol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 PMSL!!! I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgana Raven Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 This was funny! Thank you CelticGypsy for the heads up on this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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