CelticGypsy Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Bert and Francine met while on a singles cruise and Bert fell head over heels for her. When they dicovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Bert was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Bert had taken Francine to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts movies, and museums. Bert became convinced that Francine was indeed his soul mate and one true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Bert took Fancine to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails, and waiting for their salads, Bert said, " I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a small box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us you'd better say so now ! "Francine took a deep breath and responded, " Bert, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too, but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker." Bert said, " I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball." Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramayr Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Haha, like it - here's another golf one.. Tiger Woods pulled his Beemer into fill up at a petrol station, one of the cashiers was standing there admiring him, and his car...Tiger bends over to pick up the keys that fell out of his hands while he was pumping fuel, and a couple of golf tee's fell out of his vest pocket....the cashier says "What are those for?" Not looking as he picked up the tees, Tiger responds "They're to put my balls on when I drive". Cashier says "Damn, them BMW engineers think of everything!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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