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Larry is In the Hospital

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Who the hell is Larry ?!?


Well Larry is the guy who gets home late on night and Francine his wife, says " Where the hell have you been ??" Larry


replies, " I was out getting a tattoo!!" " A tattoo"? Francine says with a frown." What kind of tattoo did you get?"


" I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates " Larry said proudly.


"What the hell were you thinking"?? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a


hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates??"


"Well, #1 I like to watch my money grow. #2 once in a while I like to play with my money. #3 I like how my money feels in my hand. And lastly, instead of YOU going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want "


Larry is in the Hospital, room 213.





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