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A Lady's Yearly Exam


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I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.

The Nurse started with the certain basics.


" How much do you weigh? ", she asked.

" 135 " I said.

The Nurse put me on the scale.


It turns out that my weight is 180.


The Nurse asked, " What is your height ?"

" 5 foot 4 inches " I said.

The Nurse checked and saw that I measured 5 foot 2 inches.


She took my blood pressure, and told me it was really high.


" Of course it's high!!" I screamed. " When I came in here I was tall and slender, now I'm short and fat !!! "


She put me on Prozac.


What a bitch.




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