CelticGypsy Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.The Nurse started with the certain basics. " How much do you weigh? ", she asked." 135 " I said.The Nurse put me on the scale. It turns out that my weight is 180. The Nurse asked, " What is your height ?"" 5 foot 4 inches " I said.The Nurse checked and saw that I measured 5 foot 2 inches. She took my blood pressure, and told me it was really high. " Of course it's high!!" I screamed. " When I came in here I was tall and slender, now I'm short and fat !!! " She put me on Prozac. What a bitch. Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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winter night Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 hee hee! brilliant! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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