AnjelWolf Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor.The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." O'Malley was shocked, but managed to compose himself and walk into the waiting room, where his son had been waiting. "Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate When things don't go well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the pub and have a few pints." After 3 or 4 pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of O'Malley's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. O'Malley told his friends they were drinking to his impending end. "I Have been diagnosed with AIDS. " The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a couple of more beers. After the friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and whispered, "Dad, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS." O'Malley said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone." :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PathWalker Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 *snicker* oh the evil lil bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 Yup...funny isnt it LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Phoenix Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 LMAO!! I love it..especially because I am very Irish!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 :lmao::stinky::tongue13::lolol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tana Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest s25 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Brilliant! Half the people in this town are O'Malley so this should go down a treat :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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