CelticGypsy Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the othder day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!" He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again " Pick me up!" He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me ?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you, pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!" The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket of his shirt. The frog said," Whaaat, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!" The man opened his shirt pocket, looked at the frog and said, " Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog. "With Age Comes Wisdom. Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermillion Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 hee hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloe Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winter night Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MissTree Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 *laughing* I like that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyx Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I just went absolutely blank towards the end of that joke, aha! I like it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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