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My darling husband,



Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway.


Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.


I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.


The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.


I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweeheart.


I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.


I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.






PS. Your girlfriend called.





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Another one.. Text message to husband.


Hi Hun, had a little mishap today. Stupid pigeon flew in front of me so I swerved to miss it and clipped a telegraph post.

It's not much damage and I think a bit of t-cut will polish it out. See you when I get home..

Love wifey xxx


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There's nothing scarier than a woman scorned, I would have then set it on fire and roasted marshmallows but that's the kinda pissed I get.

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