CelticGypsy Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said. " 44 years ago, we had a cheap appartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl. " " Now I have a $500,000 home, a $ 45,000 car, a huge bed and a giant plasma TV, but I'm now sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me, you are not holding up your side of things ". "My wife is a reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old girl and She told me that she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10 inch black and white TV." " Aren't older Women great, they really know how to solve your mid life crisis ." Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grymdycche Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 lol..!! Know what's weird? I seriously read that first line as "After being murdered for 44 years .." Same difference. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticGypsy Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 LOL, I had to look myself, shit did I subconciencly write murdered ???? LOLOL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orchid Moon Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 nah if you murder someone you don't get 44 years! You get 10 years and a slap on the wrist. Marriage is way more torture lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 nah if you murder someone you don't get 44 years! You get 10 years and a slap on the wrist. Marriage is way more torture lol LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticGypsy Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 nah if you murder someone you don't get 44 years! You get 10 years and a slap on the wrist. Marriage is way more torture lol LMAO ! No truer words ever were spoken.... lolol... xo to you Orchid. Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejfinch Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Love that, CG!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 LMAO!! I've heard that one before but its always funny. You must be somewhere in the same email chain as my mom. LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticGypsy Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 Your mom and I have a wonderful Older Woman relationship.... :rolleyes_witch: I'm getting her to believe, that " we are not "Old"... we are " Seasoned ". ;) Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Your mom and I have a wonderful Older Woman relationship.... :rolleyes_witch: I'm getting her to believe, that " we are not "Old"... we are " Seasoned ". ;) Regards,Gypsy Yeah seasoned...does that also mean well used? :rofl: That funny part is you probably do know my mom and you just don't know it. :sweat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winter night Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 where do you get these from CG! keep them coming! :vhappywitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticGypsy Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 Yeah seasoned...does that also mean well used? :rofl: That funny part is you probably do know my mom and you just don't know it. :sweat: Well.... it's the time of year when a particular fruit is plentiful and in goooood condition.:sweat: jus' sayin. Regards,Gypsy and your Mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterose Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 And my mother huh? LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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