CelticGypsy Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the Town Hall where a flower show was in progress. The older one leaned over and said, " Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show !" " You're on !!!" said the other lold lady, holding up a $10.00 note. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked ( as far as an old lady can ) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd. "What happened ?? " asked the older little old lady, waiting for her friend. " I won $1000 as 1st prize for " Best Dried Arrangement. ":rolleyes_witch: Regards,Gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MissTree Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the Town Hall where a flower show was in progress. The older one leaned over and said, " Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show !" " You're on !!!" said the other lold lady, holding up a $10.00 note. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked ( as far as an old lady can ) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd. "What happened ?? " asked the older little old lady, waiting for her friend. " I won $1000 as 1st prize for " Best Dried Arrangement. ":rolleyes_witch: Regards,Gypsy :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winter night Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 very very good!:cheerleader: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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