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Terrible Witch jokes.


Firebird

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WARNING some real corny jokes here lol

 

 

What do witches ring for in a hotel?..................................................................................... B-room service.

 

What do you call two witches who share a room?............................................................ Broom-mates.

 

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?........................................... She was having Disney spells.

 

What happens if you see twin witches?...............................................................................You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

 

What does an Australian witch ride on?.............................................................................. A broomerang!

 

Witch 1: “How do you manage to stay in shape? ” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”

 

Why do witches have stiff joints ? .........................................................................................They get broomatism !

 

Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?..................................... It’s called The Hex-Files.

 

What kind of witch goes to the beach? ................................................................................A Sandwitch

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I tried to stay away from this, I really did. My head is still shaking, Laine.................. really ????? LOL !

 

I hand the " Groan Award " to you ! Display it proudly ! :cool_witch:

 

xo,

Gypsy

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?........................................... She was having Disney spells.

 

What happens if you see twin witches?...............................................................................You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

 

Ha! So bad but SO good. Thanks for the Monday chuckle :)

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