Jump to content

Parrots on Planes


Recommended Posts

A business-man flying first class is sitting next to a parrot. The plane takes off, and the parrot orders a Glenlivet, neat.

The business-man asks for a Coke. After a few minutes, the bird starts yelling " wheres my scotch?" " Give me my scotch!!" The flight attendant rushes over with their drinks. Later, they order another round. Again, the bird gives the grew grief for being slow, and the business-man joins in : " Yeah, this service just stinks!!!" Just then, the flight attendant grabs the pair, opens the hatch, and throws them out of the plane. As they hurtle towards the ground, the parrot says to the terrified man, " WOW, that took alot of balls for a guy with no wings. "





Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Create New...