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Police Issued Guidelines on how to behave when trapped in a Wicker Man


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NEW police guidelines on religious tolerance will include how to behave sensitively when being sacrificed to a Pagan deity. :roflhard:

 

Read the article at The Daily Mash.

 

 

Haha, what on earth...... :rofl:

Ok, now everybody has officially gone insane! :huh: Inluding the police! I'm rather scared...... Will remember to carry the portable fire extingiuser around from now on.

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What a totally bonkers story! times like this makes me glad to be just a normal run-of-the-mill witch! Its a scary world out there! :teehee:

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I must admit the Daily Mash is becoming a firm favourite, much like The Onion.

lol The Onion! I love it, I just finished reading "why we can't have nice guns in the house"....
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love this and the PC handbook post too - do you think with all these guidelines Witchcraft is going to become so accepted, that everyone will be turning back to the Church for a bit of craic and mystery?! hee hee! :chakrahearts:

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love this and the PC handbook post too - do you think with all these guidelines Witchcraft is going to become so accepted, that everyone will be turning back to the Church for a bit of craic and mystery?! hee hee! :chakrahearts:

 

 

is that shit for real?? lmao... infact its so funny i nearly weed lol

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is that shit for real?? lmao... infact its so funny i nearly weed lol

 

The Handbook for Police in the UK , (the other post) is indeed real, though the article seems to focus on Traditional Wicca rituals.

This post, on the other hand, is from The Daily Mash - British satire site offering funny stories on news, politics and sport. Hence being posted in the humour section, and is a meant as a send up of the other post.

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