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Kids in Love


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Two Kids in Love

 

Little Bruce and Jenny are only ten years old, but they know they are in

love.

 

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's

father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr.

Smith, Jenny and I are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in

marriage."

 

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well

Bruce, you are only ten years old. Where will you two live?"

 

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's

room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

 

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay

then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to

support Jenny."

 

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a

week and I make ten bucks a week. That's about sixty bucks a month and that

should do us just fine."

 

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well,

Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more

question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of

your own?"

 

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

 

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

 

:)

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