Jump to content

Seamus & Bessie


Recommended Posts

An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry, and was sueing the lorry company, in court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.,

Solicitor :

" Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, " I'm fine?"

Seamus: "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the.."


" Ididn't ask for any details, just answer the question. Did you not tell the police officer, at the scene of the accident, " I'm fine !?"

Seamus: Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down the road..."

The Solicitor interrupted again and said : " Your honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident , this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client, I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the Solicitor : " I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow Bessie "

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded : " Well now as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sight and hit me right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Besswas thrown into the other, I was hurt very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans, Shortly after the accident a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her condition, he too out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the police man came charging across the road, gun still in hand, looked me up and down, and said.

" How badly are YOU hurt ?? "............... " now what the fuck would you have said? "

Link to comment
Share on other sites

LOL! Awesome.



BTW, what exactly is the difference between a solicitor and a barrister, over there? Just curious..

Link to comment
Share on other sites


This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Create New...