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Irish virginity test


mcdee2005

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Paddy was planning to get married and asked his parish priest how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.

 

The priest said, 'Well, you need three things from a Do-It-Yourself shop.

 

A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... And a shovel.'

 

Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, father?'

 

The priest replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other one blue.

 

If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her with the shovel.'

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