Pearly Gates

[mcdee2005]

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the

same day.

 

The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven

today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted."

 

The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she

should go in and Dolly said look at these, they're the most perfect boobs

God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them

every day, for eternity."

 

The angel asked the Queen the same question.

 

The Queen walked over to a lavatory (N.B. Not toilet), pulled the

lever and flushes it without saying a word.

 

The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into

Heaven."

 

Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed

you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply

flushed a lavatory and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that

to me?

 

"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel,"but even in Heaven, a royal flush

always beats a pair - no matter how big they are."