Guest Magdalena Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I don't think this has been posted here. I t made me laugh. :roflhard: The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.......... Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrd Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Love it, I needed that :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyx Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 :roflhard: LOL. Very nice Anita x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Magdalena Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Pleased you both enjoyed, I shall find a really funny one, it's good to laugh. `wink`. :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grymdycche Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 LOL!! That was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 :roflhard::roflhard::roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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