Dawn Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes.... My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out." And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 :laugh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wollf Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 hahahaha! clever! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkipurple Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 :nana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfjan1 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 :eheheh:GOOD ONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan's Light Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 NOt fair I thought it would appeal to my dirty sense of humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaganMama Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 lmao good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewilderbeast Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 ooohh... must remember that, haha! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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