Dawn Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his hoo ha in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?' The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimr Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Ouchies :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Witch Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkipurple Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 :naughty::applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyxiah Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Niiice!! I like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValarieAnne Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 :rofl::rofl::rofl: Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaganMama Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterWolf83 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ROFL... oh I laughed so hard I started cryin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyx Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 LOL! Haha, I love southern wives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewilderbeast Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Hmm, adding that to the book of "just in case". lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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