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The Hind Lick Maneuver


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OK this is the joke that I referred to in this thread, just in case someone thought that I was some sort of anal-perve, lol.


The Hind Lick Maneuver


Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite

restaurant when they noticed

a young woman at the next table having trouble



One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table,

took her face in his big

Texan hands and said, "Kin ya swaller?" She shook

her head 'no.' "Kin ya

breathe?" Again she shakes her head 'no.'


The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his

big Texan hands, turns

her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties

and licks her right on

the bottom! Of course the young woman was so shocked

that she coughed

causing the food to dislodge. The big Texan pulls

up her panties, pulls

down her skirt, turns her right side up, tips his

hat and returns to his seat.


His companion is sitting there stunned. "I have

never seen anything like

that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic

friend. The hero replies,

"Yeah, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works

every time!"



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