You Might Be a Redneck Pagan if ...

[Mountain Witch 192]

Hey y'all. I was doing some research and stumbled across this page ... LMAO. For those of you overseas this might not make much sense but google "Jeff Foxworthy" and you may understand why this is so damned funny.

 

http://www.angelfire.com/nb/appalachianpagan/redneckpagan.html

[Morgana 25]

roflmao.....omg that was good!!!!! I've got tears pouring down my face!!!!!:naughty:

[SapphireMoon 18]

Hey! I actually DO some of those things. I'm a redneck pagan. YEE HAW! Lol

 

Sapphire

[sophiadawn 12]

hey...I resemble those remarks.....ROFLOL!! I will admit to several of those on the list. For example....we have a bird dog named Apollo....And just what is wrong with chanting "I've got friends in low places"??? and a love spell for livestock?? well, ok, I havent' done that, but could see it in the future.....

 

Gretchen Wilson -- country singer, first hit, "Red Neck Woman" grew up just a few miles from me. My kids have accused me of being redneck because I do some of the things in that song.....then the next thing you know they are calling me a hippy or a witch or a black magic woman....sheesh...they need to make up their mind already.. A Redneck Hippy Witch! YeeHaw, hell yeah!!

[Guest Rebie]

That was funny. I have never seen any of that done thankgoodness. That would have been way too funny for me. So I guess I have not been around redneck pagan's. LOL.

[Guest ThePopeVI]

LMAO!!! I'vr read it before but its still funny!