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The Bet


Morgana

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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

 

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the

story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the

ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,

saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

 

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5

pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

 

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