Little Ralphy

[Windrunner]

Just thought I'd share my email:

 

 

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATHS

 

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls fon little Ralphy.He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

 

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

 

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

 

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of thetriple scoop of ice cream.. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'

 

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone..'

 

To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

 

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATHS (Part 2)

 

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY. 'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the f#*cking difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'

LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate.'

 

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'

 

Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob.'

 

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:roflhard:

[wolfjan1]

Ralphy is spending too much time at home.

[Nyxiah]

LOL one wonders what mum & dad do for work around little Ralphy :D