Guest Lea Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrd Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 You made my day. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Oakbuchanan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Haha good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Witch Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapphireMoon Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Perfect. Next life. Lol I want that to. Lol Sapphire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lea Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Thanks guys! It was a joke I found, but it did tend to make some sort of sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyxiah Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 LMAO oh yeah that sounds awesome!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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