How to call the police when your old

[Guest Rebie]

This was in an email sent to me. It says true story, but I do not really know if this is true or not. I also do not know who originally wrote this. But I thought it was funny. So here it is.

 

 

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE IF YOU'RE OLD

George P. age 82 of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

 

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No.' Then they said

'All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.'

 

George said, 'Okay'. He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

 

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' and hung up.

 

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the

burglars red-handed.

 

One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you shot them!'

 

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!' (True Story)

I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people!

Edited March 21, 2009 by Rebie
Didn't want last name posted

[Dandelion]

lol thats great :rofl:

[Wyrd]

True or false, it's a good one :)

[Guest Rebie]

someone checked it out on snopes and said it isn't true. But yes, it is still funny as heck.

Rebie

[Nyxiah]

LMAO nice, nice! well that'll teach em for not responding when they should!