Guest Lea Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 THE VIBRATOR As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroomdoor, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming fromwithin. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five yearsold, unmarried, and this thing is about as close asI'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away andleave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzzcoming from the other side of the closed bedroomdoor. Upon entering the room, he observed hisdaughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and thisthing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away a nd leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from ashopping trip,placed the groceries on the kitchencounter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,of all places, the living room. She entered thatarea and observed her husband sitting on the couch,downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzinglike crazy. The wife asked: 'What the fuck are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with myson-in-law.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Oakbuchanan Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 LOL......good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyxiah Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 oh dear..........LMFAO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nautonnier Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 ROFL.... That Is Too Funny! again with the coffee on my monitor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Witch Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Lol :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 :roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grymdycche Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Errrr.. aahh.. ewwww... male bonding at it's most perverse! lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Startella Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 OMG!!! That is too great! :roflhard::roflhard::roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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