Grimalkin Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Any Landover fans out there? http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1005/rootsofwicca.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyxiah Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Ah shit me that was funny as hell!!!! the best bits: was able to devote countless hours (he missed dinner twice!) Oh no!! not dinner! "WICCA is really just a fancy secret way for out of control, unloved, outcast, ugly fat children to call themselves, Wicked." ouch bwahahahaha!!!!! and the best part of all: You are welcome to use this authoritative graphic in your Sunday School class presentations, after we receive your love gift of $150.00 or more. The money received will assist us by funding our continued research into the depraved cult of WICCA. LMFAO!!!!! and the part about gardening and acid rock was hilarious - i didn't know Nsync was considered rock let alone Acid!!!! I'm off to read more to laugh my ass off!! Thank you Grimalkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyxiah Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 From another article on there: Skills: Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers. Their master (Satan) is also highly adept at moving their pudgy little fingers in the right direction on a test paper. He does?? Damn i'm in the wrong religion :D it's a bit of a worry when intelligent kids are persecuted for using their brains...downright scary actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 From another article on there: Skills: Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers. Their master (Satan) is also highly adept at moving their pudgy little fingers in the right direction on a test paper. He does?? Damn i'm in the wrong religion :D it's a bit of a worry when intelligent kids are persecuted for using their brains...downright scary actually And here I was, cheating the old-fashion way back in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimalkin Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) Don't miss this one either...:) http://www.bettybowers.com/ Edited December 11, 2008 by Grimalkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Landieth Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Don't miss this one either...:) http://www.bettybowers.com/ Wow.... :omg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Landieth Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Any Landover fans out there? http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1005/rootsofwicca.html Hillary Clinton must have really pissed them off.. rofl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Landieth Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 What strikes me as even funnier is the land over baptist's advertising.. here's a cropped screenshot. WWJD thong anyone? :) I know my friend wouldn't want some hairy dead guy on her beaver.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lela Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Tooooo funny!!! :roflhard: That chart is too much! I love how Hilary Clinton is in league with Satan. HA HA! Did anyone listen to the audio files? It's some funny shit!!! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Witch Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 :roflhard: I must be wiccan - I garden! (I can be WICKED, tho ) Jesus as my Personal Shopper?? Don't know him and wouldn't trust someone I don't know with my money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I love Landover, I remember a while ago when people on the internet were freaking out (on some forum I was on) because they thought it was real. OMG funniest shit ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Crone Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Don't miss this one either...:) http://www.bettybowers.com/ Totally awesome!!! Did everyone check out the Religious swag? I am ordering a whole bunch of these! HAHAH! I am lovin' it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcher Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) Oh bugger. I use WWJD as an avatar on some other forum. O' course mine is What Would Jack Do, meaning Father Jack (Feck, Drink, Girls) from the Father Ted comedy series.Maybe I'll bring it here for Xmas. Brian There it is. Oh and this is my 100th post. Yay! Edited December 11, 2008 by lurcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Landieth Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Oh bugger. I use WWJD as an avatar on some other forum. O' course mine is What Would Jack Do, meaning Father Jack (Feck, Drink, Girls) from the Father Ted comedy series.Maybe I'll bring it here for Xmas. Brian There it is. Oh and this is my 100th post. Yay! I've seen that show! :) It may still come on BBC here on sunday nights. I'll check this sunday. Love it! That and My Hero.. but only the older ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb13b Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Oh bugger. I use WWJD as an avatar on some other forum. O' course mine is What Would Jack Do, meaning Father Jack (Feck, Drink, Girls) from the Father Ted comedy series.Maybe I'll bring it here for Xmas. Brian There it is. Oh and this is my 100th post. Yay! I worship at the altar of Father Jack too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapphireMoon Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Don't miss this one either...:) http://www.bettybowers.com/ Sincere apogises from ALL of us others named Betty. Seems this one got loose from her cell at the asylum "Hell over Heaven". lol Sapphire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grymdycche Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 OMG that's funny. I never heard of landoverbaptist before. Where've I been? It's like religiosity meets "The Onion". The thing that really scares me is that Arborism leads to *gasp* ..gardening! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgana Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 :omg: did you see the size of the guys head? Must a real brain!! LOLOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grymdycche Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 :omg: did you see the size of the guys head? Must a real brain!! LOLOLOLOL I think that would be a thick skull .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaPriestess Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 lol good one. have you seen the encyclopedia of stupid (alternative to wikipedia) ? got some great stuff on what pagans are there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Sage Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Ok I admit, I'm confused. I came across the Landover Baptist website for the first time about a week ago. Are they for real or is it a satire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimalkin Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 It's satire... But not too far from reality for some. That's the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyxiah Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 ^LOL i dunno, i think there are a lot of 'sheep' out there who would take this as fact...scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheol Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I knew there was something linking N*SYNC and acid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyxiah Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 ^ Lol what i can't figure out is how they can classify that as rock of any kind..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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