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Grimalkin

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Ah shit me that was funny as hell!!!! the best bits:

 

was able to devote countless hours (he missed dinner twice!) Oh no!! not dinner!

 

"WICCA is really just a fancy secret way for out of control, unloved, outcast, ugly fat children to call themselves, Wicked." ouch bwahahahaha!!!!!

 

and the best part of all:

 

You are welcome to use this authoritative graphic in your Sunday School class presentations, after we receive your love gift of $150.00 or more. The money received will assist us by funding our continued research into the depraved cult of WICCA.

 

LMFAO!!!!! and the part about gardening and acid rock was hilarious - i didn't know Nsync was considered rock let alone Acid!!!! I'm off to read more to laugh my ass off!! Thank you Grimalkin

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From another article on there:

 

 

Skills: Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers. Their master (Satan) is also highly adept at moving their pudgy little fingers in the right direction on a test paper.

He does?? Damn i'm in the wrong religion :D

 

it's a bit of a worry when intelligent kids are persecuted for using their brains...downright scary actually

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From another article on there:

 

 

Skills: Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers. Their master (Satan) is also highly adept at moving their pudgy little fingers in the right direction on a test paper.

 

He does?? Damn i'm in the wrong religion :D

 

it's a bit of a worry when intelligent kids are persecuted for using their brains...downright scary actually

 

 

And here I was, cheating the old-fashion way back in school.

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What strikes me as even funnier is the land over baptist's advertising.. here's a cropped screenshot.

 

WWJD thong anyone? :) I know my friend wouldn't want some hairy dead guy on her beaver..

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:roflhard: I must be wiccan - I garden! (I can be WICKED, tho :wink:)

 

Jesus as my Personal Shopper?? Don't know him and wouldn't trust someone I don't know with my money!

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I love Landover, I remember a while ago when people on the internet were freaking out (on some forum I was on) because they thought it was real. OMG funniest shit ever.

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Oh bugger. I use WWJD as an avatar on some other forum.

O' course mine is What Would Jack Do, meaning Father Jack (Feck, Drink, Girls) from the Father Ted comedy series.

Maybe I'll bring it here for Xmas.

 

Brian

 

 

There it is. Oh and this is my 100th post. Yay!

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Oh bugger. I use WWJD as an avatar on some other forum.

O' course mine is What Would Jack Do, meaning Father Jack (Feck, Drink, Girls) from the Father Ted comedy series.

Maybe I'll bring it here for Xmas.

 

Brian

 

 

There it is. Oh and this is my 100th post. Yay!

 

 

I've seen that show! :) It may still come on BBC here on sunday nights. I'll check this sunday. Love it! That and My Hero.. but only the older ones.

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Oh bugger. I use WWJD as an avatar on some other forum.

O' course mine is What Would Jack Do, meaning Father Jack (Feck, Drink, Girls) from the Father Ted comedy series.

Maybe I'll bring it here for Xmas.

 

Brian

 

 

There it is. Oh and this is my 100th post. Yay!

 

 

I worship at the altar of Father Jack too.

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OMG that's funny. I never heard of landoverbaptist before. Where've I been?

It's like religiosity meets "The Onion".

 

The thing that really scares me is that Arborism leads to *gasp* ..gardening! ;)

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Ok I admit, I'm confused. I came across the Landover Baptist website for the first time about a week ago. Are they for real or is it a satire?

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