SapphireMoon Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 The Pagan Problem Report Form(Please Print) 1. Describe your pagan problem: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ 2. Now, describe the pagan problem accurately: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___ 4. Problem severity: A. Minor B. Minor C. Minor D. Trivial 5. Nature of the problem: A. ___Attachment B. ___Possession C. ___Hex D. ___Strange Smell 6. Is your Aura plugged in Correctly? Yes __ No __ 7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __ 8. Have you tried to Cleanse or Vanquish it yourself? Yes __ No __ 9. Have you made it worse? Yes __ No___ 10. Have you had a friend who **knows all** about Witchcraft and cleansing" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__ 11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __ 12. Have you read a Book of Shadows? Yes__ No__ 13. Are you sure you've read a Book of Shadows? Yes __ No__Maybe__ 14. Are you absolutely certain you've read a Book of Shadows? Yes__No__ MayBe__I think So___ 15. If you read a Book of Shadows, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__ 16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ 17. What were you doing with your Ritual circle when the problem occurred? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ 18. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were on the Astral plane: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ 19. Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__ 20. Does the Cauldron in your circle work? Yes__ No_ (Please Explaine this one) 21. Do you have a copy of 'Witchcraft for Dummies'? Yes__ No__ 22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem, either here or passed over ? Yes__ No__ 23. Do you have any magical tools, gifts or talents that DO work?Yes__ No__ 24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__ 25. Have you given yourself a good whack on the forehead? Yes__ No__ (if 'no' do it now). 26. Is the group outside your home trying to set you on fire? Yes__Not Yet __ 27. Please Print Name Here:_______ _________ _________ 28. Witness:_ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb13b Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 roflmfao ! I needed a good laugh before I start the housework ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Phoenix Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Lol! Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 :clap: I'm half tempted to print this out and keep copies on hand. :roflhard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfjan1 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 :laugh1::laugh1::laugh1::carrot:I LOVE that form! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgana Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 LOL Leigh I was thinking the same thing!!! :sickwitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted_Angel Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 LMAO I love it (specially after a semi-throw down the SO and I had the other night!):blobfire: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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