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A man and his wife were worki ng in their garde n one day

and the man looks over at his wife and says:

" Your butt is getti ng reall y big, I mean reall y big.

 

 

I

bet your butt is bigge r than the barbe cue.

 

 

"

With that, he proce eded to get a measu ring tape and

measu red the grill and then went over to where his wife was

worki ng and measu red his wife' s botto m.

 

 

 

" Yes, I was right , your butt is 2" wider than the

barbe cue! !!"

 

The woman chose to ignor e her husba nd.

 

 

 

Later that night in bed, the husba nd is feeli ng a

littl e frisk y.

 

 

He makes some advan ces towar ds his wife, who

compl etely brush es him off.

 

 

 

" What' s wrong ?" he asks.

 

 

 

She answe rs: " Do you reall y

think I'm going to fire up

this big- ass grill for one littl e weeni e?

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A man and his wife were worki ng in their garde n one day

and the man looks over at his wife and says:

" Your butt is getti ng reall y big, I mean reall y big.

 

 

I

bet your butt is bigge r than the barbe cue.

 

 

"

With that, he proce eded to get a measu ring tape and

measu red the grill and then went over to where his wife was

worki ng and measu red his wife' s botto m.

 

 

 

" Yes, I was right , your butt is 2" wider than the

barbe cue! !!"

 

The woman chose to ignor e her husba nd.

 

 

 

Later that night in bed, the husba nd is feeli ng a

littl e frisk y.

 

 

He makes some advan ces towar ds his wife, who

compl etely brush es him off.

 

 

 

" What' s wrong ?" he asks.

 

 

 

She answe rs: " Do you reall y

think I'm going to fire up

this big- ass grill for one littl e weeni e?

 

 

 

 

 

:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

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