Storm Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Bear in the Woods A preacher felt overwhelmed by the demands of his congregation and decided to take a day off. One Sunday, he claimed he was sick and got someone else to hold services. He went for a walk in the woods to clear his head. He was walking head down, not paying attention when he suddenly ran into a large bear. The bear growled hungrily at him. The preacher called out to God, "Please make this bear a Christian! I promise I wont skip services again if you only make this bear a Christian!" Just then there was a thunder clap. The bear fell to its knees, put its paws together, and bowed its head in prayer. "Dear Lord", it said, "Bless this meal I am about to receive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn dude!!! I choked on my wine reading that one LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 wish i had a good dark beer right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Aaaww man yeah...Michelobe dark is good...I also love Mexican Dark Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 i meant really dark like guines lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Try Mexican Dark Beer babe it is pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 XX is good, i like that one pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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