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Bear in the Woods


A preacher felt overwhelmed by the demands of his congregation and decided to take a day off. One Sunday, he claimed he was sick and got someone else to hold services. He went for a walk in the woods to clear his head.


He was walking head down, not paying attention when he suddenly ran into a large bear. The bear growled hungrily at him. The preacher called out to God, "Please make this bear a Christian! I promise I wont skip services again if you only make this bear a Christian!"


Just then there was a thunder clap. The bear fell to its knees, put its paws together, and bowed its head in prayer. "Dear Lord", it said, "Bless this meal I am about to receive."

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