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Because I'm hot........................


Wyrd

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husband and wife are in bed together...

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Man: "Oh, come on."

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Woman: "Go away!"

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Man: "It won't take long."

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Woman: "I won't be able to sleep afterward."

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Man: "But... I can't sleep without it."

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Woman: "Why do you think of these things in the middle of the night?"

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Man: "Because I'm hot"

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Woman: "You get hot at the worst times!"

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Man: "If you love me I wouldn't have to plead with you."

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Woman: "If you loved me, you'd be more bloody considerate."

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Man: (*pouts*) "You don't love me anymore."

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Woman: "Yes I do, but please can we just forget it for tonight."

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Man: "Please...come on"

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Woman: *sighs* "Alright, FINE, I'll do it."

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Man: "What's the matter? You need a torch?"

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Woman: "I can't find it!"

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Man: "Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!"

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Woman: "There! Are you satisfied?"

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Man: "Oh, yes."

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Woman: "Is it up far enough?"

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Man: "Oh, that's good."

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Woman: there! Now for goodness’ sake, next time you want the bloody window open do it yourself!!

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