Jump to content

Because I'm hot........................


Wyrd

Recommended Posts

husband and wife are in bed together...

*

Man: "Oh, come on."

*

Woman: "Go away!"

*

Man: "It won't take long."

*

Woman: "I won't be able to sleep afterward."

*

Man: "But... I can't sleep without it."

*

Woman: "Why do you think of these things in the middle of the night?"

*

Man: "Because I'm hot"

*

Woman: "You get hot at the worst times!"

*

Man: "If you love me I wouldn't have to plead with you."

*

Woman: "If you loved me, you'd be more bloody considerate."

*

Man: (*pouts*) "You don't love me anymore."

*

Woman: "Yes I do, but please can we just forget it for tonight."

*

Man: "Please...come on"

*

Woman: *sighs* "Alright, FINE, I'll do it."

*

Man: "What's the matter? You need a torch?"

*

Woman: "I can't find it!"

*

Man: "Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!"

*

Woman: "There! Are you satisfied?"

*

Man: "Oh, yes."

*

Woman: "Is it up far enough?"

*

Man: "Oh, that's good."

*

*

...

*

Woman: there! Now for goodness’ sake, next time you want the bloody window open do it yourself!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...