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A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened

upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box.

When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-

born kittens.

 

"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.

"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the littlegirl.

 

The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had

Jesus foremost in her thoughts.

 

continued .....

 

A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl again.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the

man of God.

 

"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied

the girl.

 

"But...but.. . I thought you said last week that they were Christian

kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.

 

"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."

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A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened

upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box.

When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-

born kittens.

 

"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.

"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the littlegirl.

 

The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had

Jesus foremost in her thoughts.

 

continued .....

 

A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl again.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the

man of God.

 

"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied

the girl.

 

"But...but.. . I thought you said last week that they were Christian

kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.

 

"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Greetings All

 

Well I am as busy as a bastard as usual for this time of year but I read this and loved it - awesome!

 

It reminded me of a joke I got told years ago and re-read on an e-list recently. I was a bit surprised to see it was still doing the round but will include it here to keep the gag rolling ...

 

Four ladies were having coffee.

 

The first lady is a Catholic woman and she tells her friends loudly (as they do): "My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

 

The second lady is also a Catholic woman and chirps, (not to be outdone): "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"

 

The third Catholic woman, (how many of these ARE there!?) says louder again: "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"

 

Since the fourth woman has been sipping her coffee in silence, the first three women give her the subtle as a sledgehammer "Well...!?" look.

 

Finally she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, sexy, antler wearing, bodybuilding Pagan. When he walks into a room, the women say:

 

'Oh my God!!'"

 

Fraternally

 

Scott

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  • 1 year later...

The kitten joke made me giggle a little because we always name our cats after gods and goddesses. Usually of the Norse pantheon (Odin, Thor, Loki, Valkyrie, etc.), but sometimes we deviate (Banshee, Enyo, etc.).

 

One of the funniest things I've ever heard was a man trying to make conversation with my husband. When it was mentioned that our foundling kitten had been named Valkyrie, the man stared at him blankly and then said, "Oh! Like the bike!" Hehehe. We still snicker about that one.

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