Sandy Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happenedupon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box.When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher."Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the littlegirl. The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl hadJesus foremost in her thoughts. continued ..... A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl again."And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked theman of God. "Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," repliedthe girl. "But...but.. . I thought you said last week that they were Christiankittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher. "Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarChilde Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 LOL! StarChilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happenedupon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box.When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher."Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the littlegirl. The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl hadJesus foremost in her thoughts. continued ..... A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl again."And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked theman of God. "Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," repliedthe girl. "But...but.. . I thought you said last week that they were Christiankittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher. "Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Greetings All Well I am as busy as a bastard as usual for this time of year but I read this and loved it - awesome! It reminded me of a joke I got told years ago and re-read on an e-list recently. I was a bit surprised to see it was still doing the round but will include it here to keep the gag rolling ... Four ladies were having coffee. The first lady is a Catholic woman and she tells her friends loudly (as they do): "My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'" The second lady is also a Catholic woman and chirps, (not to be outdone): "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'" The third Catholic woman, (how many of these ARE there!?) says louder again: "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'" Since the fourth woman has been sipping her coffee in silence, the first three women give her the subtle as a sledgehammer "Well...!?" look. Finally she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, sexy, antler wearing, bodybuilding Pagan. When he walks into a room, the women say: 'Oh my God!!'" Fraternally Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Brilliant!!! I love it!!! LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Greetings Anj Yep ever since years ago it has been one of my all time faves ... hits the nail right on the head! Fraternally Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 And then some!!! LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarChilde Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Scott, I love that one!!!! StarChilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshy Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Just about sums it up nicely Scott!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 i about fell out of my chair lmao!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfjan1 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 This one deserves to get another look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Both of those were awesome. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethira Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Awesome jokes both of them LOL:lolol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Witch Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I try to read at least one joke a day - laughter keeps the lymphatic system flowing well. I must be healthy - I guffawed twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Angel Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 The kitten joke made me giggle a little because we always name our cats after gods and goddesses. Usually of the Norse pantheon (Odin, Thor, Loki, Valkyrie, etc.), but sometimes we deviate (Banshee, Enyo, etc.). One of the funniest things I've ever heard was a man trying to make conversation with my husband. When it was mentioned that our foundling kitten had been named Valkyrie, the man stared at him blankly and then said, "Oh! Like the bike!" Hehehe. We still snicker about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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