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Guest Landieth

OH GOD!! Sounds like those songs for Vacation Bible School!! x.x

 

Lol.. that's the stupidest thing I've seen in a month! :) ..wow!..

 

They should have worn brain costumes. And I think a tap number would have been perfect in the middle of the act. They still dress Amish-like.

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Hummmmmm. Well... they looked like they were enjoying themselves.

 

My sister sent me a book (she lives in Alaska) some years ago called "Why Christianity Must Change or Die." And it does seem that some aspects of Christianity are trying to make themselves more "modern" and "appealing" to youngsters.

 

I guess that's a denomination of Christianity that doesn't shun dancing????

 

Okay. lol - Nice fluffy thing that we all know I am, I'm trying to think of something appros to say that wouldn't be hurtful if the dancers ever logged on here and read it (yeah, right).

I'm holding my hand out now so you can all slap it ;-) (winces)...

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:mdance::banana::mdance: OMFG, too funny! :roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

 

Well I guess we now know what Michael Jackson is doing for work these days, eh? Pimping himself out as a freaky choreographer for the fundie's it would seem, bwahahaha.

 

Arabi busts out with "bah dah dah dah duh, gettin jiggy wit it, bah dah dah dah duh". Sing it with me!!:banana:

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Cringe...:sickwitch:

 

 

I'm not as nice as you Michele and that sort of thing makes me want to puke :vomit:

 

Well, I listened to the lyrics. Watch out for those people, They have a LOT of untaxable money.

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Utterly frightening. I keep trying to tell the nice people in suits that knock on my door that if I believed in Satan, he'd dress really nice like that. But they never seem to get it.

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LOL! I'll have to remember that one. ;)

 

Utterly frightening. I keep trying to tell the nice people in suits that knock on my door that if I believed in Satan, he'd dress really nice like that. But they never seem to get it.
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Why do all male evangelists make lawyers and car salesmen look honest?

 

Yes, the slicked back hair, the political rhetoric, the wives with the big hair.

The makeup.

It's all part of the package.

The big scary package.

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Kinda like those 1970's beauty pagents???? Miss America does T.V. evangelism..... ohhh - a new horror flick...

(okay, now I'm just being plain old nasty - lol)...

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Kinda like those 1970's beauty pagents???? Miss America does T.V. evangelism..... ohhh - a new horror flick...

(okay, now I'm just being plain old nasty - lol)...

 

 

Great one. lol:laugh1:

 

Sapphire

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Guest Landieth

There's more like that on that site.. .. wow..

http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=5789

 

hehe.. that song makes Jesus sound like a pervert. AHAHAHA! 'Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide, but jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside. he is like a mountain, he always gets his man...' ..sounds kinky.. :naughty:

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My middle daughter has a boyfriend who's father is a minister at some new kind of christian church. They really try to connect with the kids. So they have concerts. The bands sing stuff about staying away from drugs, abstenance and about christ. These bands style is hard core grunge, death metal , whatever they call it now adays. LOL. They scream and jump. There is even a mosh pit in the the church auditorium during the concerts. My daughter goes cause her boyfriend is actually in one of these bands. And his father really pushes for them to come. Even though neither are christian, they go to please him and they say it is fun. A place to hang out with other kids with no drugs or alcohal. I see no harm in it. BUt it is strange to me. Guess it is cause it is not what we are all used to in church. I got to say though, listening to someone scream in a rough wicked voice about jesus is weird. LOL. But these kids do a better job at being cool than these people in the video.

Oh yeah, and they keep saying the moshing is suppose to be no contact moshing. HAHA, that is impossible. So, they just pretend they don't see it and the kids try not to hurt anyone.

Rebie

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This is just too scary! Slick-haired televangelists doing pseudo hip-hop? I guess whatever they think will bring the bucks in!

 

Rebie, none of that has hit up here in the ultra-conservative mountains. I don't think the elders would allow it. The best the kids have here are "recreation centers" - a couple in church basements & one a separate building, all supervised by the minister, of course. I've heard no one is allowed into these places if the pants are sagging enough to show underwear. Christian, yes. Currently stylish? No. So, none of the grunge bands would make it in the door. (Were he that young, my kid wouldn't make it out the door with that styling anyways.)

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