AnjelWolf Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 > > This will crack you up:> > > > What marriage is about ...> > > He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it inhalf.> > > > He placed one half in front of his wife.> > > > He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them intotwo> > piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife .> > > > He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set thecup> > down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering.> > > > You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - allthey> > can afford is one meal for the two of them."> > > > As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table.He> > politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The oldman> > said they were just fine> > - They were used to sharing everything.> > > > > > The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a> > bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionallytaking turns sipping the drink.> > > > > > Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thankyou, we are used to sharing everything."> > > > > > As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the> > napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady whohad> > yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you arewaiting> > for?"> > > > She answered> > > > (This is great)> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "THE TEETH."> > > > > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 OMFG!!!!!! rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Funny eh??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 too funny lmao :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Ain't elderly love touching??? LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshy Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 As an official oldie, I will tell you if I ever find it Anjel;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnjelWolf Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Marshy trust me hun you are NOT elderly by any means :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jevne Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 After years of pain and embarrassment, my sister is getting false teeth. I saw this and just had to bump it up. Too funny . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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