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10) Is convinced that "Wicca" is a just a contraction for "Witchcraft"

 

9) Familiar is a Beanie Baby bunny named, "Mr. Fluffs"

 

8) Asks if anyone else here can speak "Parseltongue"

 

7) Signature contains "Blessed Be", "So Mote it be", or the Rede, and a disclaimer that they're "not wiccan"

 

6) Believes "Lugh" is some sort of winter Olympic event

 

5) Claims to melt upon contact with water

 

4) Claims to be an "unregistered animagus"

 

3) Describes her Stang as a "'69 red convertible with mag wheels"

 

2) Asks if anyone knows the best way to remove a large green wart off their nose

 

...and Top Sign a seeker is not going to cut it here:

 

1) Gives the mods shit !!

 

:rofl:

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10) Is convinced that "Wicca" is a just a contraction for "Witchcraft"

 

9) Familiar is a Beanie Baby bunny named, "Mr. Fluffs"

 

8) Asks if anyone else here can speak, "Parseltongue"

 

7) Signature contains "Blessed Be", "So Mote it be", or the Rede, and a disclaimer that they're "not wiccan"

 

6) Believes "Lugh" is some sort of winter Olympic event

 

5) Claims to melt upon contact with water

 

4) Claims to be an "unregistered animagus"

 

3) Describes her Stang as a "'69 red convertible with mag wheels"

 

2) Asks if anyone knows the best way to remove a large green wart off their nose

 

...and Top Sign a seeker is not going to cut it here:

 

1) Gives the mods shit !!

 

:rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

:roflhard: ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roflhard: Dude you rock! :roflhard: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roflhard:

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Ok, I'm a knob.... what the hell is parseltongue?

 

Language spoken by snakes in the Harry Potter series; if a wizard can speak parseltongue, they are generally considered wrong 'uns. :cauldron:

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Language spoken by snakes in the Harry Potter series; if a wizard can speak parseltongue, they are generally considered wrong 'uns. :cauldron:

 

 

:roflhard:

 

 

 

Ah, yes! Thank you for reminding me. I've seen the movies (most of them, anyway) but that didn't stick in my head for some reason.

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10) Is convinced that "Wicca" is a just a contraction for "Witchcraft"

 

9) Familiar is a Beanie Baby bunny named, "Mr. Fluffs"

 

8) Asks if anyone else here can speak "Parseltongue"

 

7) Signature contains "Blessed Be", "So Mote it be", or the Rede, and a disclaimer that they're "not wiccan"

 

6) Believes "Lugh" is some sort of winter Olympic event

 

5) Claims to melt upon contact with water

 

4) Claims to be an "unregistered animagus"

 

3) Describes her Stang as a "'69 red convertible with mag wheels"

 

2) Asks if anyone knows the best way to remove a large green wart off their nose

 

...and Top Sign a seeker is not going to cut it here:

 

1) Gives the mods shit !!

 

:rofl:

 

:applause:. LMAO, Loved #9!!!

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Just in case there's any other confusion, a "unregistered animagus" is also from the Harry Potter world - someone who can shapeshift to animal form but is not licensed to do so by the venerable "Ministry of Magic".

 

And "Lugh" is the penname Bill Liddell used in the Pickingill Papers, but there's also an Olympic bobsledding event where the sled is called a "Luge". ;)

 

If anyone wants to add more, feel free. I had a lot of fun making these.

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ahaha love it, love it and with a sigh of relief thanks the mods for creating this forum to escape the bunnies :D

 

You're welcome! :)

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Okay - I must admit I've used number 5 numerous times as an excuse to send someone else out to the car to bring in the groceries during a down-pour... (surprisingly enough, it really does work) hehehe

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Okay - I must admit I've used number 5 numerous times as an excuse to send someone else out to the car to bring in the groceries during a down-pour... (surprisingly enough, it really does work) hehehe

 

LMAO!!

 

little secret... I use it too:wink:

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Okay, I don't melt if I get rained on, but I definately get the frizzies ;-) lol

 

Right? And when that happens my makeup gets washed off and my warts show!:laugh1:

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Right? And when that happens my makeup gets washed off and my warts show!:laugh1:

 

Its ok if the warts show as long as the green doesnt shine through:witch2:!

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Okay - I must admit I've used number 5 numerous times as an excuse to send someone else out to the car to bring in the groceries during a down-pour... (surprisingly enough, it really does work) hehehe

 

LOL, good one. Nobody in my house would fall for it when I tried.

Rebie

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