Wyrd Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Top 10 reasons Trick or Treating is better than sex 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfjan1 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Right?Very cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tana Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grymdycche Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Or you could always go dressed as an "orgy" and do both at the same time! :D (When the cops stop you, say,"Well, I thought I was ordering an ogre suit but this is what they sent me!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luneargentee Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Bumper sticker I saw the other day: "Save Our Planet, It's the Only One with Chocolate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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