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Golf Caddy


"Well." says the driver, "It has everything. It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel. 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all a 8.8 liter V12 engine."


"Wow," says the attendant, thata be something."


"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.


Thata be $30.17" says the attendant.


The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10 bill. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are golf tees.


"What dem little wooden things?" asks the attendant.


"Thats what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.


"Wow" says the attendant, "Dem Cadillac people think of everything."

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