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This made me laugh:

A new young officer was assigned to a unit in a remote part of the Afghan

desert. During his first inspection of the unit, he noticed a camel

hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the experienced old

Sergeant why the camel was kept there.


The Sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here in

this unit and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's

why we have Molly The Camel."


The eager young officer said, "I can't say that I condone such

behaviour, but I do understand the men will have "urges", so OK, the

camel can stay."


Not long after, the young officer started having his own "urges".

Crazy with passion, he ordered the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. He put a ladder behind the camel, stood on the ladder, pulled his pants

down and had wild, insane sex with the camel. When he was finally done, he

asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" The old Sergeant replied, grinning, "No not really, sir... .they usually just ride the camel into town, where the girls are".

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Very good Tana, made me laugh. It reminded me a bit of this joke.


A new recruit was sent to a French Foreign legion outpost. He saw a barrel on the centre of the courtyard and asked the sergeant about it the next day. Well the sergeant said, you see the hole drilled in the barrel. When some of the men get overcome with uncontrollable sexual urges, they go and make love to the barrel in the dead of night. The new private laughed and said tat he would never dream of using such a thing, and wandered away scratching his head in disbelief.


After a few weeks the private started to understand the need for such an aid as his own uncontrollable urges overtook him, so he went and asked the sergeant if he might be allowed to use the barrel. Sure said the sergeant, any time you wish, except for Thursdays. So that day being a Tuesday, he crept across the courtyard a little after midnight and had sex with the barrel. To his surprise it was the best sex he had ever had, simply fantastic. He used the barrel again on the Wednesday night and again it was fantastic.


On the Thursday morning, the private, feeling still very horny, was wondering why he was not to be allowed to use the barrel again on that Thursday evening, so he went and saw the sergeant about it. Sergeant he said, why am I not allowed to use the barrel on a Thursday, oh, quite simple said the sergeant, its your turn in the barrel!

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